I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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