This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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