i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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