Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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