I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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