do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am mentally ready for anal.
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