If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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