people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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