Your dad touched me again.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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