i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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