We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood