I cockslap morals
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.