You're a womanizer and a bitch.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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