gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I will die if light touches me.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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