So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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