I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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