And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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