How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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