Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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