I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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