Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize