i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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