idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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