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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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