Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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