I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
