i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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