if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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