Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
