just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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