You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
