You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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