I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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