And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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