So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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