billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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