Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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