I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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