I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Drake has all the answers
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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