i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
