Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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