Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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