Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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