Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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