i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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