brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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