Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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