I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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