just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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