she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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