But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he just fucked me for my cheese.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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