ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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