Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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