What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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