You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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