I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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