You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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